a monkey parade
Words of Wisdom
-Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.
- Life is like a camel: you can make it do anything except back up.
- I know it's just a diet, but my body thinks it's famine.
- Punctual people have nothing better to do.
- It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.
- The best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.
- I had plastic surgery last week. My parents cut up my credit cards.
- A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like acomputer
-Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.
- Life is like a camel: you can make it do anything except back up.
- I know it's just a diet, but my body thinks it's famine.
- Punctual people have nothing better to do.
- It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.
- The best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.
- I had plastic surgery last week. My parents cut up my credit cards.
- A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like acomputer
posted by Alayna at 11:51 PM
12 Comments:
note to steven: aimee is the monkey parade.
later gators
love raoul
p.s. note to steven:just kidding aimee!
note to steven: how did i end up with a sister like aimee?? crazy
note to steven: what in the world does note to steven even mean
NOTE TO STEVEN: If you don't stop using that, i'll have to come after you in the night, with a flashlight (cuz i'm scared of the dark) and a bucket of super glue. obviously, it's the only way to deal with it. am i right or am i right? let's ask steven.
THATS GOOD. IM GLAD IM LOVED
I shaved a patch on the back of my left leg once!!!!
just to see what it would be like, and I will never shave my legs again. But my arms are a different story ;).
Yeah I really hope we can do the prayer thing tonight. Jordan hasn't commented a yes yet though. I guess we will find out tonight.
I hope we do the prayer thing, tonight, too! I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope! (Isn't that a weird word, after a while? Sometimes repeating a word makes it seem weird...like the word weird!)
k, note to steven: steven actually doesn't know about his own insider, because it's not his...it belongs to me and kiersten... but aimee and bradie know about it too...because they are awesome to the max.
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
note to steven: aimee, you should just get a buzz cut on one side of your head, then just have a HUGE combover!
note to steven (last one): jordan, kiersten and i are going to beat you down to chinatown.
the end!
p.s. i am a goof, but so is aimee, because her hair is 23 inches long, and mine is only just about 20
note to steven: alayna, i say we beat him to Little Italy instead, it's much more scenic.
WHO IS STEVEN? And why are guys
talking about shaving their legs? Gross.
allesha, we could tell you who steven is, but then it wouldn't be fun to say NOTE TO STEVEN: never tell allesha who Steven is!
see what i'm getting at??
note to steven: there is no stevemn...steven is a figment of all your imaginations. it's kind of like the robots in the matrix. stev is like the human killing robots (because the people in the matrix don't know about them) and kiersten and i are the "morpheous"s of the matrix, and aimee and bradie are the ones whom we have brought from the matrix to the real world. so unless you have chosen the right colour pill, you shall never know the truth. how naive you all are...still living in the matrix...who does that?!?
anywho, aimee, your hair is long...
mine isn't.
it's sad.
and for all of you who don't understand the matrix thing, or the "note to steven" thing...haha!
just kidding..but seriously, i'm not kidding.
and kiersten, it's way past your bedtime. go to bed....don't argue with me! i'm your mother and i know what's best for you! now go to bed before i beat you three ways from sunday INTO little italy!
anywho, i'm done...not really...but STILL!
yeah...
k bye.
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