Saturday, April 16, 2005

safeway - grocery, vanity, kitchenette/ dining experience of the century

I cannot believe that we couldn't rent a movie at shoppers

NO KIDDING who do they think they are? i bet she just didn't trust us cuz we're shady characters. it's all in the sunglasses.

clearly. and i mean, FOUR DOLLARS for BAKER'S CHOCOLATE SQUARES? who are they?

they're your mother. oh freeze oh freeze

so you LIED to me? i thought YOU were my mother!

your adopted mother - obviously! i took you in out of the kindness of my heart. i found you on my doorstep one stormy night in June, of '57 and thought "a small child! i could eat it, or keep it, whichever comes first. hopefully my rations aren't cut off this month!" cuz times were tough back then. we had to eat our own young, even if they were adopted. just kidding, or am i?

ALAYNA we are talking about shopper's and their rip off policy.

ya, tough times, i tell ya. had to walk both hill up ways . . . in MY adopted mother's pajamas.

are you on drugs?

should i be?

yes, i should think so. ps: drugs I WIN

oh, hoe door yoo insolllt me intelligence?

my tummy hurts.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

kiersten, alayna, you guys are so funny! HAA HAA MOO

oh bam ., . . aimee, we're just jokin, joshin, and kidding, pulling your leg, tuggin your chain . . . you know how we do in the hood. gangsta style.
we're just helping society.

NOTE TO STEVEN : help society.

(what are all those voices?)

11:59 PM  
Blogger Alayna said...

note to steven: don't do drugs, and never go to kiersten's house again...well, nevermind, go to kiersten's house...but only on weekends

(where are these voices coming from?!?)

p.s. help society more by doing 50, 000 crunches.

later gators
love raoul

3:40 PM  

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