Meow!

oops I posted to the wrong blog again. Haha umm here is a really good site

http://www.tentmaker.org/newinspiration/index.html

and here's a joke I heard today on the internet
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.

"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"

So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"
Hahahaha and then I forgot about this joke, oh dear...
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected; a litre of milk, a carton of eggs, a litre of orange juice, a head of lettuce, a 5 kilo can of coffee, and a 1 kilo pack of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to checkout, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. "You must be single" he said.

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'cause you're ugly"