Old Folks

I found an e-mail the other day, and on it were senior's personal ads, found in Florida and Arizona. I decided to share them with you guys!

Foxy Lady
Fashion conscious bullheaded beauty, 80's, slim, 5' 4" (used to be 5' 6"), searching for sharp looking, sharp dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

Long-Term Commitment
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband. Looking for someone to round out a six unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

Serenity Now
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga, and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, taking our hearing aids out and enjoy the quiet times.

Winning Smile
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob, and caramel candy.

Beatles or Stones?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight track tapes.

Mint Condition
Male, 1922, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

Memories
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

Someday when I'm old and don't work as well as I use to, hopefully I can at least have a sense of humour!