oh. man.
so guys, guess who's birthday it is today???
ya, he's 60 . . . I just thought that was funny . . . I didn't know he actually existed.
CHUCK NORRIS'!!
ya, he's 60 . . . I just thought that was funny . . . I didn't know he actually existed.
posted by Kiersten at 7:58 AM
26 Comments:
of course he exists. did you actually think we would make somebody up like that.
ew. braden. why would you say something like that? baby jokes are so disturbing. i can't believe it when people tell those jokes. it chokes me up .. . but then i have a baby milkshake and it's all good.
i just didn't think anyone that extreme could have ever existed. so SORRY. honestly.
Yeah... okay admit it, I wear superman pajamas....
But superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas!
BAM!
today i was at that bead store and i saw a superman bead!!!
I was at the nerd store and saw YOU!!!!
Chuck Nirris sleaps with a night light on. Not because he is afraid of the dark, it's because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
ouch! Yeah Kiersten I hear what you're saying! Until I did the Ultimate Showdown I'd never heard of him, then I kept getting him and Mr. T mixed up...who does that?
Who is Chuck Norris anyways?
I get the impression he's a bad actor, who knits sweaters and dresses like a farmer...but who knows...
sleep*
When the boogyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet, for Chuck Norris!
Wow 3 comments at the same time!
I think that is a new record!
woooooot!
You know why Waldo is hiding all the time? Chuck Norris.
Mr. T once tried to pity Chuck Norris. He was instantly roundhouse kicked in the face.
Sorry i just HAD to post this one...
Chuck Norris once wrote a book and all it said inside was, "Chuck Norris". That book has spent 3,435,823 days atop the New York best sellers list so far and has no signs of slowing down.
Chuck Norris never phisically touches people. He just tells to hurt and they do.
Chuck Norris has never arrived at a red stop light. They are always green when he arrives.
sorry for all the jokes, but once you get going, you just can't stop!
sorry...one more...Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost!...i couldn't resist...
wow that was 8 comments (now 9) about Chuck Norris! ho man!
...so as I was saying about the nerd store...
kara, you should stop hanging out at the nerd store...i've heard a bunch of shady characters hang out there...like your grandma.
Hey, who ever said that the comments being made couldn't be more like a conversation going on? I don't understand how Kara's grandma has anything to do with Chuck
Norris' birthday.
alayna, my grandma's dead.
haha...just joshing.
Hahaha Chuck Norris is incredible. This post is exciting. OK funny Chuck Norris story. So I was telling this fact about Chuck Norris to the other two people at the computers at Millar
There were originally four wise men, Chuck Norris was the fourth and he gave Jesus the gift of beard. The other wise men tried to write Chuck Norris out of the story, and you've never heard about them since.
or something like that haha but yeah so I said that and then this girl that Melinda knows named Karla Sawatzky asked "Was Chuck Norris in the bible?" it was one of the funniest moments ever. I think the bible would be a bit funnier with Chuck Norris in it.
heck yes!
oh my goodness! clearly kara lives at the nerd store and that is why she always sees everyone.
and bradie, settle down, Honestly!
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