I think these one-liners are good, but I don't know about funny...

So, because I basically have no idea what to type about, I'll give you more jokes.

A good idea will keep you awake during the morning, but a great idea will keep you awake during the night.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.

Okay, this website has tons of one-liners on it, if you ever want to look more up.
http://www.jake.dk/sjov/oneliners/

Gotta go! 'Bye!
Sharilyn Christie