Why?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
posted by Anonymous at 3:44 PM
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you are a crazy mongoose.
...um, that too.
Why does a fire alarm go off, not on?
and how can a house burn up and burn down at the same time?
and why do you need your drivers license to buy liquour?
Why can't I join this thing? (My invite's still not working, so I can't post...only comment. Fun times!)
here's a few more :)
Why is there an expiry date on the sour cream container?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings do orientals throw hamburgers?
aimee, you must be introduced to the wonder that is mongoose. i don't know HOW you people live without knowing the factoids of the mongoose, but clearly, you're not complete without it!!
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