oh hello.
Funny story, I had completely forgotten about the blogger.
So I've decided to make a completely pointless post and waste time when I should be packing.
However, we've lost the suitcase that I'm supposed to use, so there's not much packing that can be accomplished at this time.
Someone should.. Tell me a story.. in the comments... and i'll read it.. yeah.
Funny story, I had completely forgotten about the blogger.
So I've decided to make a completely pointless post and waste time when I should be packing.
However, we've lost the suitcase that I'm supposed to use, so there's not much packing that can be accomplished at this time.
Someone should.. Tell me a story.. in the comments... and i'll read it.. yeah.
posted by Anonymous at 2:50 PM
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It would be cool if I could put on a T-shirt over a vest and look like a marshmellow. One time, right before going tobogganing, I was trying to find warm clothing. So someone in my family gave me a snowsuit that was way too huge. What made it sweet was it was poofy. It made me look like a big burnt marshmellow; it was black. True story.
that's a good story sharilyn, you should tell it again.
sarah, here's a story for you:
one time there was a guy who was a robot in disguise. he liked to ride his bike in the spring, and eat tostitos with salsa (but just the tostito scoops). one day as he was riding his bike, this cat jumped out in front of him and started talking. the cat said to the guy who was a robot "hey, guy, i know you're actually a robot. please charge my cell phone with your robot generator". so the guy who was a robot, being the nice guy that is a robot who he is, charged the cat's cell phone, and then went on his merry way. the cat told everyone the guy was really a robot, and they thought that was pretty cool, so they decided to have a parade for him. it was held on a monday afternoon because monday afternoons are boring. and they handed out coupons for free blizzards at DQ. then the guy who was actually a robot decided to wear a t-shirt overtop of a vest, and everyone thought he was really cool for doing so, and then the next day everyone was wearing puffy vests underneath t-shirts. the end.
Okay, One time, right before going tobogganing, I was trying to find warm clothing. So someone in my family gave me a snowsuit that was way too huge. What made it sweet was it was poofy. It made me look like a big burnt marshmellow; it was black. True story.
P.S. Alayna, your story was intense! I really like it. Perhaps YOU should tell YOUR story again :)
I find it really fun to just go on about nothing for a really long time and it is funny how some people actually keep reading or listening.
Like this one time i was telling my friends this really boaring story and they were all falling asleep and then I desided to tell a Joke but I couldn't remember the punch line and they were staring at me and I was like lets go get slupees so on our way to 711 we saw this one guy we knew had we were like hey hows it going and then he was like leave me alone and i got mad and ran home then Steve called me and we went golfing and i got a whole in one and everyone was like wow but then on the next hole i hit it way over past the hole and I yelled "DUCK!!" and then my ball hit a pigeon flying by and it fell to the ground real fast and I ran up to it and the pigeon was like im not a duck I'm a pidgeon and then it died and I was like wow i didn't mean to do that but then this guy came up and used that thing from MEN IN BLACK that erases your memory but I saw that movie so i blinked and pretended that i didn't remember what happened and he went away and i got his lisence plate but it turned out his plate was a fake one and I was just crazy but I still think it happened and then I woke up from a dream and David was in my room and stole my socks I don't know why and so this story was coming to and end when I decided to go to a movie with some of my friends they were all like lets go to School of Rock and I was like no and so we didn't and I was happy but then I reallized that I hadn't seen School of Rock so we went and I got scared cuz that one kid almost died. So then I went to long and McQuade but there trombones were to expensive and so i went home and ordered a pizza from Dominos. Dominos pizza is a great place to order pizza it gets to your house fast. But picking up the pizza yourself is like half the time so that is what I did but then on the way my bike broke and so I walked home with it on my sholders and went to sleep. I woke up again not remembering that I fell asleep and i decide to go to my kitchen it smells like paint and i find out from my father that he just painted it and I realize that the colour of it is just slightly a little whiter than it usually is. I decide to make breakfast. I make eggs bacon and toast I think it is like the best breakfast ever, Gosh!!! But anyway I go to school and i find out that my english class is really boaring I never realized it before. We talked about people in this one book where some other people die. Im not sure but I think they killed themselves I think it is boaring. So after class I hear word that everyone in the world is cool but I don't believe them. Interesting enough i have one friend that disagrees with me so I challenge him to a game of stomp i win but only by a long shot. He thinks I cheated but I dont so I run away and find a bike i realize that I hate bikes so i get off and leave it infront of what looks like a hot tub. I wish that I had a hot tub but I don't so whatever. If I were an apple I would live on a tree and have a worm as my friend and he would be like hi and I'd be hi back. So anyway... I go to my friend rory's house and jam on his Guitar and he says I rock and should make a movie . I made one I say but he means another I tell him no but then he says yes and we go back and forth and then he tricks me into saying yes. I lost i said and so I buy him a slurpee with the money that I should have bought a hot tub with. Hot tubs a great arn't they. One time I was at steves and I was in his hot tub and then I got itchy because there was too much Chlorine. It smelled too! Like chicken on fire. Or maybe burning hair. I tke Rory's dog ace for a walk and Ace tells me his is an airplane I agree with him so that he won't bite me....
Yeah I wrote that a while ago on Hepatitus D's, Haha, message board. I'm to lazy and bored to even try and proof read it. Anyway.
ok.
one time there was a guy who was a robot in disguise. he liked to ride his bike in the spring, and eat tostitos with salsa (but just the tostito scoops). one day as he was riding his bike, this cat jumped out in front of him and started talking. the cat said to the guy who was a robot "hey, guy, i know you're actually a robot. please charge my cell phone with your robot generator". so the guy who was a robot, being the nice guy that is a robot who he is, charged the cat's cell phone, and then went on his merry way. the cat told everyone the guy was really a robot, and they thought that was pretty cool, so they decided to have a parade for him. it was held on a monday afternoon because monday afternoons are boring. and they handed out coupons for free blizzards at DQ. then the guy who was actually a robot decided to wear a t-shirt overtop of a vest, and everyone thought he was really cool for doing so, and then the next day everyone was wearing puffy vests underneath t-shirts. the end.
Wow
Those are some good stories
Hahaha Bobby that's incredible. I read the entire thing. I don't remember reading it before. The other stories are good to. Have you guys ever heard of ten word stories. Here are some that I wrote when I was in like grade seven with Robbie and Lyndon wrote some too.
http://www.angelfire.com/punk2/
quizzing/10wordstories.html
Have a great week guys
no. i'm not going to tell you a story. because I'm stubborn. haha i love you sarah.
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