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Here's a joke that made me laugh when I read it, even though I'm having the most frustrating day ever . . . . . just laugh, it's funny.
A teacher asked her students to make up a sentance with the word "fascinate" in it.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, And we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating."The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tummy is so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried.
A teacher asked her students to make up a sentance with the word "fascinate" in it.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, And we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating."The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tummy is so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried.
posted by Anonymous at 9:04 PM
5 Comments:
haha
Aw - Allesha, hunny, what's wrong?? information overload or what?? I LOVE YOU!!
I thought that was hilariously funny. Allesha, I hope your day goes better! My prayer is that God fills you with peace as you continue studying for finals (even though I know it can be kinda tough to do when you're sometimes frustrated and it all seems to add up). Love ya!
That's high-larious!!!!
the infamous joanna blair pulled that joke after the hillbilly olympics back in the day...and then for 2 weeks straight afterwards...except she told it differently.
yeah Kiersten, something like that. today it took me two and a half hours to write my exam. it wasn't hard, just really long. but what Dallas was saying in Sunday School has been sticking with me a lot lately. to be thinking of God and praying about every single thing. it keeps your mind focused more also.
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