speaking of minjas...

once upon a time there was a small, happy and white ninja with various weapons. he loved hiding in the light, or snow, or on toilet paper, and killed many an enemy due to his supreme hiding tactics, because everyone expects people hiding in the shadows, but not in the light.
one day the small, happy, and white ninja was out killing a couple enemies, and unfortunately, he was run over by a van, because he was too "in the moment" to notice kara danyluk's spaceship with wheels coming at him. he was violently tossed onto the grass by a tree, and was as good as dead.
a small while later, wednesday night care group was going on. whilst caroline's small group was coming back to the church from the house across the street, the girls chatted a bit along the way, and were enjoying the scenery. alayna was casually stretching her hamstrings when she noticed something in the grass. as she looked closer, she noticed that it was a small brown ninja, who was almost dead, and had no right foot. she picked up the fallen minja with excitement, and brought him into the church to wash him off, because he was covered in dirt.
soon, the small brown ninja was a small, happy and white ninja again, so she nicknamed him S.H.A.W.N. and gave him the job of answering questions that the hillsdale youth might have (as suggested by kara, who felt bad that she had run him over, and figured that since he wasn't as good as a fighter now that he had no right foot, he could still be useful in society).
so if you have any questions, go ahead and ask S.H.A.W.N. and he will choose one lucky question to answer every week or so, depending on how he's feeling.
the end.