Gas

Aimee goes into Smitty's and places her order, she says, "I want 3 flat tires and a pair of headlights."
The waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, goes to the kitchen and asks the cook, "This chick out there just ordered 3 flat tires and a pair of headlights. What does she think, this is an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook says, "3 flat tires means 3 pancakes and a pair of headlights is 2 eggs sunny side up."
"Oh," says the waitress.
The waitress thinks about this and then she spoons up a bowl of beans and gives it to the customer.
Aimee says, "What are the beans for?"
The waitress replies, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires and headlights, that you might want to gas up."

Ha! Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee! Hoo! Hoo! Ha! Ha!
BANG!!!!!
Opps I fell off my chair........Oww!!!!

Aimee

Man, I definately post to much!