Cold 'Nuff For Ya?
Ahhhhhhh in sickenly cold times like these... this is a nice reminder... haha enjoy!
CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
All temperatures in Fahrenheit
70 (21 C) - Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.
60 (15.6 C) - North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Canada plant gardens.
50 (10 C) - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Canada sunbathe.
40 (4.4 C)- Italian and English cars won't start.
People in Canada drive with the windows down.
32 ( 0 C) - Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
20 (-6 C) - Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.
15 (-9 C)- Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 DEGREES (-17.8 C) - People in Miami all stop moving.
Canadians lick the flagpole.
20 BELOW (-28.9 C) - Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Canada get out their winter coats.
40 BELOW (-40 C)- Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Guides of Canada are selling cookies door to door.
60 BELOW (-51 C) - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 BELOW (-62.2 C)- Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
People in Canada rent some videos.
100 BELOW (-73.3 C) - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
297 BELOW (-182.8 C) - Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.
460 BELOW (-273.3 C)- ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kalvin scale).
People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 BELOW - @!#$ freezes over.
The Americans win a gold medal in hockey
CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
All temperatures in Fahrenheit
70 (21 C) - Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.
60 (15.6 C) - North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Canada plant gardens.
50 (10 C) - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Canada sunbathe.
40 (4.4 C)- Italian and English cars won't start.
People in Canada drive with the windows down.
32 ( 0 C) - Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
20 (-6 C) - Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.
15 (-9 C)- Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 DEGREES (-17.8 C) - People in Miami all stop moving.
Canadians lick the flagpole.
20 BELOW (-28.9 C) - Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Canada get out their winter coats.
40 BELOW (-40 C)- Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Guides of Canada are selling cookies door to door.
60 BELOW (-51 C) - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 BELOW (-62.2 C)- Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
People in Canada rent some videos.
100 BELOW (-73.3 C) - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
297 BELOW (-182.8 C) - Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.
460 BELOW (-273.3 C)- ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kalvin scale).
People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 BELOW - @!#$ freezes over.
The Americans win a gold medal in hockey
posted by Anonymous at 10:23 AM
7 Comments:
heh, heh!
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
hilarious
'nuff, Braden? puuuuuhhleeeeze never say that again. ever.
you can still say "enough" if your lips are frozen, because you only need your lips for the end of the word. no excuses. never say "nuff" again.
ew. puke.
I think it was pretty funny. I even emailed it to my cousin in the States!
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