Best Joke EVER!!!
This one's for you Dave! It's sapposed to be the funniest joke in the world.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operater: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator in a calm, soothing voices replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"
kara faith.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operater: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator in a calm, soothing voices replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"
kara faith.
posted by kara dee. at 6:17 PM
4 Comments:
you forgot to add: Don't try this at home kids:)
Good one!
whoa - didn't see that one coming.
That's hilarious!!! :)
Sorry, I've already traided it in for a BIGGER, BETTER one!
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