Friday, April 29, 2005

yesterday i ate a blue band-aid

ya, so today was ok.
tomorrow i have a badmonton tournament and im nervous about it.
you guys can all come if you want...it's at miller...in the morning.
i think jordan will be there too, right?

Allesha, on wednesday you told me to blog something but i dont remember what it was.
do you remember?

A man was talking to God and he askes God, "God, since you made everything, what is money to you?" God answered, "Well, one million dollars to you would be one penny to me." The man thinks and askes, "God, since you have been around forever, what is time to you?" God replies, "Well my son, one second to me would be one million years to you." The man thinks some more and askes, "God, can I have a penny?" God replies, "In a second."
HA! HA! HA!

Thursday, April 28, 2005


I found T-shirts for the Unicorn Club - and they're PINK!!! Posted by Hello

friday night

since friday night youth has been changed to P Dally's house do we still want to do after youth at my house and do the prayer thing-a-majig?(i hope i spelled it rite for all you critics out there. you know who you are)
JT

i went back in time

look at the archives for april 1990...i went back in time, wrote a post, then came back to write this one...it was fun. i wore plaid and everything!

volleybasket or turkeyball...kiersten knows

going on a tangent from the "fear of"s, how about name meanings? they're fun AND profitable! my name was hard to find, but it mainly derives from "alan" or "alanna" (which i get called a lot anyway...) and it apparently means "dear child" "peaceful" and "attractive". i don't mean to brag or anything, but basically, it's all true, and, if you think about it, i'm pretty much the most awesome person in the world!
just kidding.
so anywho, who plays volleyturkey!? seriously! it's hilarious!
THE END!
for more fun and adventures, read "safeway-grocery, vanity, kitchenette/dining experience of the century", and the comments on "the monkey parade" and "stinky feet + sidewalk chalk = YOU!!!"and many more.
and then i found 5 dollars
the real end

Feel like flute, anybody?

Hi, there! I have got a flute recitol Sunday night at 7:00pm, at Knox Met. Church. I'm looking forward to it, but I know I'll definitely get nervous . . . that's just the way it goes! Anyways, I was wondering if anybody wanted to show up and watch us floutists go at it. I don't know if any of you want to come; it's usually not a super-humongous concert, or anything . . . but I just decided to invite you guys, anyways. So if anybody wants to listen to a bunch of flute players, you should come! And if not . . . Well, I'm not not even going to try to pressure you into coming! I'll let you decide, on your own! So if you want to let me know . . . that would be sweet. You know you can find me at Youth Group, if you're looking for me. Or I might be at home . . . Or I might be at my flute lesson . . . I'll be around. Okay, that's all I had to say! See you tomorrow night!
Sharilyn

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

more fun words

How about supercalifragilisticexpialidocious i'd say it's pretty long.
or Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is a village in Wales, how would you like to live there? i'd just call it llanfair!
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust. medical terms are always so long!

there are so many long words. i herd of this chemical compound that is 1,913 letters long. WOW!!!

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Talk About Cool Words!

Wow! Zenzizenzizenzic is a really cool word! The coolest word I know is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!!!! If you think I made it up -- I didn't, you can even check it out at www.dictionary.com. It means "the fear of long words"!! Anyway, I found a really cool cite with a whole bunch of other phobias. Here's some cool ones I found:

fear of bald people - Peladophobia
fear of Beards- Pogonophobia
fear of Body odours- Osmophobia
fear of the Bogeyman -Bogyphobia
fear of Chickens- Alektorophobia
fear of Church- Ecclesiophobia
fear of Clothing- Vestiphobia
fear of Clowns- Coulrophobia
fear of Crossing streets- Agyrophobia


Okay, you guys have to check out this cite: www.phobialist.com
I had no idea there were this many phobias! These phobias are only from the lists A-C, I didn't even check D-Z! You can look through them if you want, (I don't really want to waste the time). If you find any cool ones, let me know!


- Jonathan

Mmmmmm Bacon!!!!

Hey, when is everybody's birthday? I would like to know so that I don't miss any!!!

Well that's it I guess, school went by really fast today I couldn't believe it!! Math was actually interesting today which never happens!! It's usually boring! Man, this school year has gone by so fast!!!! Well I think that were going out for supper tonight so that should be tasty, literally!! Hey everyone should try to come tho the prayer time before youth. That was so awesome last week!!!

Hey....... did you know that Zenzizenzizenzic is a really wierd word it actually means: The eighth power of a number.
Well you learn somthing new every day!!!

Aimee
Ps Oooo It smells like bacon in my house and I don't know why!?!?!?

Sunday, April 24, 2005

your mother goes to college

i finally got that song out of my head...now guess which one i have stuck in my head...
"oh, they
grumbled on monday, tuesday, wednesday,

grumled on thursday too,
grumbled on friday, saturday, sunday
grumbled the whole week through..."
yay for caraway street!!

yellow octupus smell like aimee's left knee on her right leg

ya, so i just got back from choir practice.
choreography can be sooo boring!!
i just hope the choir trip will be worth it.

"mr. aladdin sir, what will your pleasure be?
let me take your order, jot it down.
you aint never had a friend like me, no no no..."
its amazing how long that song can stay in your head!!!

i can make santa o<(:o)>
and a snowman OOO
that all sounds too cold...umbrella <(--
...icecream O)>

hey sharilyn, how do you like your pink flip flops?
do they fit?
i really hope they do.

Sunshine

I thought Sunday school was good today. I really liked the whole hope concept, 'cause it gave me hope, and sometimes I it's nice to have that kind of encouragement/challenge. Just some thoughts!

Not much happening around here. I do love summer though, and it's finally coming!!!! I think I could live in hot weather year round except for one month of snow for Christmas. (:o) [Look, my smiley has a unibrow!]

Sunday Afternoon

I SAY that we all get together today and party it up, cuz there's school tomorrow, and what's a weekend without a partay? am i right or am i right?

Saturday, April 23, 2005


this is part of the portrait, but it was too far away to capture in the other pic. :) Posted by Hello

A portrait on the Danyluk driveway...Guess who? Posted by Hello

English Skills!!!!

Ya so I just deleted that joke because it was pretty lame and not "smart" as "someone" would say....Ya so if any of you want to use the word "majigy" you have to put it with something else like "thing-a-majigy" or "thingamajigy"... ya get what I'm say'n?!?!?!

Ya well Kiersten agrees with me!!!!!!

Friday, April 22, 2005

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday, dear Melinda!!!! Happy Birthday to you!
P.S. Hopefully you check this thing out, today. If not, I guess it's a Happy Be-lated Birthday!
Looking forward to tonight, anybody? I know I am! I definitely have never done Laser Quest before, in my life! I just love trying new things (even though it's probably a granted that I'll suck! That's okay . . . I can take it)!
Sharilyn

careermajig.

So I'm pretty sure that Aimee and Kiersten are the only cool human beings on this earth. Honestly people, only 2 out of over 20 people sent me a robot drawing.

Those girls deserve a hot fudge sundae. I won't be buying them one, but they sure deserve it. :)


Today at the career day thing I saw Allesha, Aimee, and Jordan, and that was fairly cool. Oh I also saw Rachel and Lyndon, but they don't count because I see them all the time.

Also, I skipped the third session, because I couldn't find any thing that I wanted to do. So instead I went and got a frappucino and cruised. Wootwoot. However, I discovered that the fact that I wanted to be a pharmacist is a really good idea, because you can make TONS OF MOOLAH, oh and also I would enjoy it lots. :):):)

See you d00ds tonight.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Mowing the Lawn is Like Swallowing a Barbecue Flipper On a Rainy Day After School In the Sunshine Of Course

Who is "Who_Am_I_Again" anyway?? Just curious, wanting to make sure whoever it is doesn't have amnesia. Or maybe Alzheimers. Just too curious, I guess. Curiosity killed the cat. Aimee's killing me with her hair. AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Owwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm getting braid-bashed!!!!!!!! It's incredibly painful and adrenalish. It's so painful, it's like sticking your tongue in a wringer-washer. For those of you who are informed as to what these are. If not, then you definitely have to find out by saying, "What is a wringer-washer? I am not ill-informed. What is a wringer-washer? I am not ill-informed..." about 72 times. That should do it. IF not, then you're obviously a hippo wearing a tutu.
Happy late Birthday to Jon!
Happy early birthday to Melinda!
Happy birthday to Jon and Melinda!!!!!
Happy birthday to you two!!!!
HORRAY!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

a monkey parade

Words of Wisdom
-Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.
- Life is like a camel: you can make it do anything except back up.
- I know it's just a diet, but my body thinks it's famine.
- Punctual people have nothing better to do.
- It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.
- The best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.
- I had plastic surgery last week. My parents cut up my credit cards.
- A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like acomputer

Paint

Well I've discovered that the smell of paint can deffinately be intoxicating. Lightheadedness is not fun. I'll never understand why people would sniff this stuff to get high. Yuck. Anyways, I'm like super bored and I don't really have anything to do. Well that's a lie, I could be working on scholarship applications but I just don't want to. I could also finish derugging my room but that takes way too much effort for me. Earth Day is this friday, that should be fun. We could pick up garbage just to celebrate. I'm off for now though because I never really had anything to say in the first place. So, toodles.

God is good

Hey Guys!

I haven't seen most of you in awhile, because of the quiz meet and stuff. So tonight will be cool. I just read this intense post on a blog here

http://www.xanga.com/item.aspx?user=lazarus1719&tab=weblogs&uid=240169002

I don't know for sure if the link works but it is really convicting about the level of persecution we are facing and stuff.

Your post was really funny Carolyn. That's a neat quote

Oh yeah about that Prayer thing, so is it going to be after youth on Friday? Would that work for you Jordan? and for everybody else? I am really looking forward to it.

i love eating dog food

So yesterday I was strolling along in some random park, and I saw this sign. And it said "Laughter is sunshine in a house". And it made me laugh really super hard. I was filled with sunshine in a house!! But I still don't really understand. Does it mean that when you laugh, it's like your body (a house) is being filled with sunshine? Please, any new insight on this wonderful quote would be muchly appreciated.
Save the giraffes!!

Ez naiz lanzalea!

mwahahahaha!!!! suckers!!! you guys have school this afternoon! well, i hope you guys are having a awsome April 20th (at SCHOOL!!!) . *woot woot* there's a coffee house next month, so exciting (you guys were sapposed to read that in an english accent). soooo....i like talking about nothing....you know what they say, "Soc Irlandesa!!!"

love ya all!
kara faith

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Something to think about....

Hey guys,
I personally think that anyone who filled in their birthday should take it out because then that would eliminate the horiscope sign. Horiscopes are from Satan and we should have nothing to do with them. My dad mentioned it and I agree with him. I'm not trying to force you or anything, but I think that it would be a great thing to do. I did it. I know that most of us don't agree with them but as Christians we should do what's right in God's eyes not ours. Well it's just an idea. I hope that all of you had a great day today!!!! Luv ya all!!!
Aimee

So...

Okay, I noticed lots of people are listed as blog members . . . so how come most people don't really post? Maybe if you're anything like me, it's because you don't really know what to post. Or maybe you're just too busy. Or maybe . . . Oh, no matter; it's all good! Hope you guys are enjoying the site as much as I am! I find it amusing even to see what various topics come up between people, and I really feel like I seem to be a lot more introverted (when posting). . . kind of like in real life! Going to go! See you!
Sharilyn C.
Wow Caroline!! Now I posted! It's kind of like walking into a glass door!!!!

Hey Aimee!

Whoa, that's creepy. I just posted, then Aimee posted, and wow, what a coincidence! Kinda like driving a bicycle into the back of a parked van.

My Computer's Going Fritzy

Yeah, I don't know what's happening to my computer (maybe it has plucked chicken syndrome) but anyway, I can't edit my last post, so it's a little hard to read, but you can try hi-lighting it, or, this random post saying the same thing as the first one may show up, and you can read that one instead. ;o) Asta la Vista!! (sp?)

What!?!?

Hey when are we going to do that praying thing at jordans? Should we do it this friday? Well anyways today was ok. Hey are all you grade 11's going to campbell on firday morning for some career fair thing? I'm going Maybe I'll see some of you!? well that's about it I guess.
Aimee
Ps: NOTE TO STEVEN: never eat pickles and icecream together!!! Ha! Ha!
Pss: I like Ps'
Psss: Ha! Ha!
Pssss: I wish that cool things that happen to Caroline would happen to me!!!
Psssss: I'll come to Hawaii

Postmen Are Mean on Saturdays

So, one day, this truck backs up to our curb, and two guys get out plunk this huge mailbox on OUR YARD. So at first I think this is good---I can mail letters in my backyard!! But then I realize it isn't the kind of mailbox you put letters in---it's a letter holding box thing!! So it's completely useless to the law-abiding citizen. The whole family was in distress. I've gotten over it now (therapy does wonders), but if you're ever passing by our house, and have an urgent need for a useless mailbox thing, I'm sure we can come to a reasonable agreement. As it stands, I think I'm developing frostbite here in our basement. Wait, OH NO! it's PLUCKED CHICKEN SYNDROME!!!!!! I need to find warmth!! Anybody wanna go to Hawaii?

Monday, April 18, 2005

I think these one-liners are good, but I don't know about funny...

So, because I basically have no idea what to type about, I'll give you more jokes.

A good idea will keep you awake during the morning, but a great idea will keep you awake during the night.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.

Okay, this website has tons of one-liners on it, if you ever want to look more up.
http://www.jake.dk/sjov/oneliners/

Gotta go! 'Bye!
Sharilyn Christie

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Ditchers!!!!

Oh my goodness Kiersten!!! That was so scary!!!! Guess what! They all went to Kara's house to watch a movie!!! Like what ditchers!!! We totally walked to the Ledge at 8:30 and they totally all ditched!!!! Then we were walking on the sidewalk right by the ledge and these two CREEPY guys were in a truck and drove really slow by us and waved and stareted talking to us and we just ignored them them they turned their truck around and started coming back to us so we ran for our lives through the trees and ran non-stop!!!! It was totally scary we could have got kidnapped and none of you guys were there to save us!!!!! What ditchers!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Good thing we prayed for God to protect us or we might not have made it home safely. To bad Mr. Piggy wasn't there to protect us!!!!! Hey Kiersten??!!!
CLEAN UP PARTY AT MELINDA'S HOUSE!!! some of us are helping melinda demolish her house this afternoon. everyone can come - boys (melinda says they don't count) so, COME!!!

out of context

Dudes, we totally have 21 members. You know what that means?

We should all split up into groups of say... 7 and have blogging wars.

And by that I mean I had a lovely night tonight, I went to my friend Joi's place, and we sat around and talked for a super long time and that was fairly nifty.

I think that you should all draw a robot in Paint and send it to
sarahmichele@gmail.com because, well frankly, that's the way to be. (I'm not even kidding, anyone who does this will forever be in my good books, they could do no wrong in my mind, unless they killed my family.)

Anyone want to purchase a small country with me? If so, we should make it a dictatorship, and force all the inhabitants to give us back massages and feed us bagels and coke.

I like posting long, pointless type blogs. I'm thinking I should go to be now though, it's nearly 3am, and there's church in the morning.


Have a lovely day.

-Sarah

Saturday, April 16, 2005

safeway - grocery, vanity, kitchenette/ dining experience of the century

I cannot believe that we couldn't rent a movie at shoppers

NO KIDDING who do they think they are? i bet she just didn't trust us cuz we're shady characters. it's all in the sunglasses.

clearly. and i mean, FOUR DOLLARS for BAKER'S CHOCOLATE SQUARES? who are they?

they're your mother. oh freeze oh freeze

so you LIED to me? i thought YOU were my mother!

your adopted mother - obviously! i took you in out of the kindness of my heart. i found you on my doorstep one stormy night in June, of '57 and thought "a small child! i could eat it, or keep it, whichever comes first. hopefully my rations aren't cut off this month!" cuz times were tough back then. we had to eat our own young, even if they were adopted. just kidding, or am i?

ALAYNA we are talking about shopper's and their rip off policy.

ya, tough times, i tell ya. had to walk both hill up ways . . . in MY adopted mother's pajamas.

are you on drugs?

should i be?

yes, i should think so. ps: drugs I WIN

oh, hoe door yoo insolllt me intelligence?

my tummy hurts.

stinky feet + sidewalk chalk = YOU!!!

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Kara's Thoughts On Stuff:


A lot of people like snow. I just find it unnessary freezing of water.

You can’t have light without dark to stick it in.

All general statements are false.

Never judge a book by it’s movie.

You can tell a lot about a guys personality by the way he eats jelly beans.

WEIRD . . .

I used to think that people who did weird things were weird. Now I know that it is just the people who call people weird who are really weird.

Did everyone get that? Oh, well I guess only Aimee and Alayna will since we are part of the "I'm a Weirdo" club. . . . new members welcome.

:) Later,
Allesha Janelle

Friday, April 15, 2005

Bubblegum

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

Hey Jon, this one is for you: A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

Kiersten this one is for you: Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff
Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath
Ha! Ha!
Aimee

A few one-liners to cheer you up

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
I poured spot remover on my dog, now he's gone.
Used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bear arms.

Hippos are Vicious

Yes, Aimee, you're right. An "o" with hips is a hippo! You winabagel. Unfortunately, it wasn't me who was so creative. As if I could be that clever. No, it was Heather, because she's sooo much smarter than I am. Yeah, I'm really s'posed to be doing my French right now, but Francais est ennuyeux. Sometimes. I think. No, really, I do think sometimes. ;o)

Adios Amigos!

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Bears have feet not paws!!

Well I don't know what to say, but I was just checking out every single comment on this page and I commented at least once on every post. That is nuts!! Plus Kiertsen I would really like to know the factoids of the mongoose and Caroline, "What what do you call an "o" with hips?" Is it a hippo???
Well that's about it.. i guess.
Aimee
I love OREOS

Dustbunnies?

Not much to say. Oh--Heather just phoned. I'm not good at multi-tasking, so I'll sign off. :o)

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Just a quick hello, out there!

Hey, guys! How's it going? Hope all y'alls come out, Friday. Those of you who are here, that is! Well, I don't have all that much to say. Actually . . . I kind of do. I'm glad God has given us our "troubled waters" to build us up. I know if I didn't have those tough times, I wouldn't be able to experience the joy and ultimate love the Father has given me, personally. I'd probably take my relationship with Him a lot more for granted, that's for sure.
Well, here's a prayer request, too. My aunt and uncle are going out to Africa, and I'd appreciate prayer for their safety and their field of missions. I think they're going to teach or something, but I know they are both really on fire for God.
Thanks
Sharilyn C.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Um...yeah, let's see

Hey, there! I think I finally got this thing figured out! Yessssss! You people have no idea how long it's taken me to figure this thing out. I'm glad it finally worked. ...Or I think it's working. Fun times!

wow

oh man, i feel really weird posting on here, since i really have nothing to say . . . but ... ok i lied, i do have stuff to say. #1 - why wasn't i allowed to have my name for my sign in thing? that made me angry! and if my name comes up as that i'll be even more furious - HONESTLY! ah! #2 - dave - i like your idea a lot - that sounds really cool! and if we do it, everyone should come. :) #3 - they don't have a proper pink on here that i can write in! what's with that? erg!

and that's about all i have to say about that.
later gators! (sorry, i have to change this, according to Alayna, it's "hers". hello, that's been said since, like, grade 3, yeesh!) so here's my change :
au revoir, (cultured!)
Kiersten

feedback on dave's idea

hey
dave had a post about having a prayer time some time. i thought we might be able to have it at my house. out in a field sometime. let me know what you guys think about that and also give me some dates to check out.
see ya,
JT

Monday, April 11, 2005

Prayer (Yikes!)

Hey! I think I actually got this to work...sweet! Anyway I just have a couple prayer requests that I wanted to sent out into cyber world! Ummm, my sister, Heidi, is leaving for Haiti in under two weeks for a missions trip. She will be there for five weeks! However, she isn't going with anyone and Haiti is on the Canadian advisary flying list, so she's super nervous about. She just needs prayer for safty and bravery! (I know i would be scared!)

Okay, and the other one is that my mom is gone for 5 1/2 weeks for school. As a result, I'm here with my dad. I'm having to do all the cooking, cleaning, laundrey, helping dad, etc, while still doing school work. (So If anyone wants a really good diet plan just come on over to my house!!!! Just kidding, but it has been interesting!) It's been really stressful and hard so yah! Prayer would be great.

I miss you all and appreciate everything. Have a great day!

Gas

Aimee goes into Smitty's and places her order, she says, "I want 3 flat tires and a pair of headlights."
The waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, goes to the kitchen and asks the cook, "This chick out there just ordered 3 flat tires and a pair of headlights. What does she think, this is an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook says, "3 flat tires means 3 pancakes and a pair of headlights is 2 eggs sunny side up."
"Oh," says the waitress.
The waitress thinks about this and then she spoons up a bowl of beans and gives it to the customer.
Aimee says, "What are the beans for?"
The waitress replies, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires and headlights, that you might want to gas up."

Ha! Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee! Hoo! Hoo! Ha! Ha!
BANG!!!!!
Opps I fell off my chair........Oww!!!!

Aimee

Man, I definately post to much!

Ooopps!

*cough, cough* sorry guys, i was the one who just posted that last post...i was on jon's account for some reason...
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!!! i'm done.


kara faith.

Hey guys...and girls! This is the cake that Raoul, Ronaldo
and I made and gave to some of the guys...pretty rockin' awsome I'd say!
 Posted by Hello

Ya, so I just drank an entire pot of coffee all by myself, did my homework, and now I'd kinda like too go to sleep. Too bad I feel like jumping off the walls. Hey, coffee works miracles for doing homework though, try it sometime.... better start with one cup though, you start getting a little jumpy after your 5th or 6th one. Posted by Hello

Sunday, April 10, 2005

Prayer Request

Hey,
Could you guys all pray for my mom, she's really having trouble sleeping. She's only got about 3 hours on sleep the past two nights and she's been trying to sleep all day and she hasn't been able to. Please pray that God would bless her with a good night sleep tonight and for the rest of the week. She's so tired that she can't even speak straight. Please pray for her!
Thanks
PS. Of all the free gifts we may recieve, Prayer is the very best one..... There are no costs, but wonderful rewards....God Bless!!!
Aimee


thought to think about

What is love? God loves us unconditionally, but can we grasp that concept? We are told to love our enimes, so is it really love if we are not fond of them, or are we just being kind to them? most people that we love, we don't love them unconditionally, for they must have done something to gain our love. WE don't love random people on the street. They have to do somerthing like showing us friendship in able for us to love them. God loves us more than we could ever love anyone here on the earth.

1 Corinthians 13: 4-7
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not selfseeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Roll Up The Rim...

Roll Up The Rim (Regina Edition)

Aimee goes into a Tim Horton's in Regina and notices there's a "Roll Up The Rim To Win" Contest going on. So, she rolls it up and starts screaming "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"

The girl at the counter says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a car."
But Aimee keeps on screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"
So Aimee says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!"
And they hand the Cup to the manager and HE reads:





(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! ... I PROMISE !)


"W I N A B A G E L"


Ps. for those of us who are slow there in a motor home company called "Winabeggo" it kind of sounds like "win a bagel"

Ha! Ha!
-Aimee

Saturday, April 09, 2005

an idea

Hey guys, I just went for a really nice walk tonight. The clouds and the stars look really cool. But anyways it just gave me an idea and I was wondering if any of you guys would be up for it? Would you guys ever want after youth to all get together and maybe sit in a park together and just pray together. Pray for each person there and for our youth group and stuff. Then maybe bust out a guitar at the end and just worship God together?

I think it would be cool, any comments or ideas?

How to BeatBox


I'll keep this one simple...

1-Find a drum loop (A simple kick, snare and hats one is good to start on)
2-Write it down
3-If there's a snare, cancel everything else that is at the same time (snares are louder and sharper and vut everything else out)
4-Repeat this again, with the kick drum (Not on the snare beats! You should have cancelled any kicks that happen at the same time as a snare beat)
5-Translate the drum loop into phonetics - B/D/G for Kick, Ch/T/C/K for Snare, S for Hats etc
6-Translate the phonetics into a sentence if you can, this makes it a little easier (ie B S K S or D S Ch S can become Bass-a Kiss-a or Do sir, Chair sir...)
7-Say the sentence you now have short, sharp and quick with a lot of air. This'll prolly cut it back to phonetics again, but this is good.
8-Cover your mouth like a pro and give it a go (Try that sentence out...any sentence with a lot of sharp sounds is good)
9-Practice...


If you can't be bothered, here's a good sentence I learnt at a workshop with the best vocal percussionist I've seen, Mal Webb. This was a nice easy one that sounds really good.
'Don't say guitar, don't suck a dung car'
Say it three times with a sharp intake of breath through your teeth at the end (this'll stop you from fainting, while getting a good open highhat sound as well). Then say this-
'Don't say guitar, don't suck a dung kakadu'



Hahahaha you learn something new everyday!

Why?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Wow! That was an awesome bon-fire last night!!! I couldn't believe how many people came!! There were 20 people exactly!! Well, thanks for coming! That Robinson Street website is pretty awesome!!
Have a great day everyone!!!!
Aimee

Thursday, April 07, 2005

mermaids

so guess what guys...officially we took posession of the new house today. yay! i'm now a part-time south-ender! so i'm excited about it, hopefully it doesn't start on fire, because that would be bad, and unfortunate. anywho, unicorns rock.
later gators
love raoul

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Here is a question for everyone:

If pizza's are made circle, why do they come in square boxes?

UNICORNS ROCK!!!!
Allesha

ANOTHER FIRE!!!

Hey we was thinking that we'd have another bonfire friday after youth. But if you can come can you please bring some chips or pop. We can supply the hotdogs, buns and masthmellows. Our address should be in the directory and our house is one block east from the Mac's store and it's about three blocks away from Usher (if you get lost) Ha! Ha! Good times! Well I hope that sound's ok!

- Aimee

PS I don't care what David thinks about Unicorns they still rock!!!! :-)

For all of you

For all of you Unicorn supporters out there, I saw this comic and it is really funny, so don't be hatin.



edited: I thought about it some more and changed the picture, this one is really funny too :)

Monday, April 04, 2005

???

Hey, did anyone get a schedule for the worship team? Who's on on Wednesday? Well school wasn't that bad I guess...it went fast. Well .... the Pink Sparkley Unicorns Club is pretty AWESOME!! So is PINK! Well I better go do my homework. See you in a while crocodile!

Like Whoa

So basically I really like posting meaningless blogs. Right now I am sitting at the computer and waiting for my family to come home so that we can eat supper.

Going back to school today really wasn't that bad, surprisingly. My classes went by fast, so that was nice.

How was you people's day?

-sarah

p.s. i am way cooler than anyone. oh and i *heart* R.H. hahaha.

Sunday, April 03, 2005

FIRE!!!!!

just kidding...well kinda...bonfire at amy and bradie's house at 7 tonight! everyone should come, sorry if you didnt hear cuz i could not get a hold of you.

kara faith

Bonfire

Are we having a bonfire tonight???
We probably could do it at our house.
We have marshmellows :-)
Tell us what you think.

Saturday, April 02, 2005

Spatula

so guys, i suck at life...for some raisin, for awhile i thought we had two weeks off for spring break. it would've been cool, but no, the school board had to crush what meager hopes and dreams i had, and then burn them...and then...spit on the ashes...or...something...anywho, later gators!
love raoul

yay

Hey hey

i got this working too!!!
this is soo exiting!!!
g2g bi